The 5 Weirdest Things We’ve Found on the Job

The 5 Weirdest Things We’ve Found on the Job (Y’all, We Can’t Make This Stuff Up)

At Junk North Frisco, we’ve seen it all. And when we say all… we mean ALL. Its actually ridiculous! 

From spooky tight spaces to garages that haven’t seen daylight since the Kennedy administration, we’ve come across some things that’ll make your skin crawl and your wallet laugh out loud.

We’re just a small business in Frisco with a big mission: clean up the junk, no matter how crazy, crusty, or cursed it may be. 💪😅 So pull up a chair, grab a lemonade, and enjoy this list of the top 5 weirdest things we’ve found on the job whooo.

1. The “Funky Bottle” Problem

Let’s start off by saying this. We were cleaning out what looked like a normal home until we started noticing these mysterious yellow-tinted bottles... all lined up like a science experiment gone wrong. I thought i was tripping for a mintue and then...

Yup. Human urine. Bottled. Labeled. Some even dated. One bottle had “Monday” on it. What the heck!

Look, we respect organization, but... sir, what in the hydrated hell?! I was confused

Safe to say we handled that job with gloves, masks, and a prayer circle.

2. Surprise Guests: Poisonous Edition 🕷️

You ever reach behind an old fridge or couch only to come face-to-face with a brown recluse spider the size of a mini pizza? Because we have.

We’ve also found black widows, wasps nests inside an old vacuum cleaner, and once… wait for it… a live coral snake. Talk about shell shocked.

Apparently, junk piles make great hideouts for Texas' creepiest crawlers. So if you hear a hiss, it ain’t your cousin—it’s a creature. Call us before it starts charging rent.

3. Human Feces… in the Bedroom Room 😳

We pulled back an old couch only to find something no one should ever have to explain.

Let’s just say it wasn’t a chocolate bar. And it wasn’t from my Pitbull. Yup you guest it.

We don’t know who, why, or how, but what we do know is we’ve never Lysol’d our boots harder.

At Junk North Frisco, we handle even the nastiest surprises with professionalism… and at least 3 layers of PPE.

4. Dead Animals in the Walls (RIP Rats) 🐀

There was a funky smell in this one attic. The customer thought it was old insulation.

Nope. We found not one, not two, but six dead rodents tucked between the walls. One of them even had a tiny hat on — no lie. Looked like a rat mafia hit. He was going crazy over there.

Rodent removal isn't exactly on our business cards, but you better believe we got the job done — respectfully, thoroughly, and with the windows wide open.

5. The Secret Treasure Box 💰

Now, not everything’s Nasty. Sometimes we strike gold. Literally.

One hoarder house cleanout turned up:

• A vintage Rolex- Bling Bling
  
  

• A collection of rare coins from the 1600s
  
  

• An unopened bottle of wine from 1919
  
  

• And a mint-condition Michael Jordan rookie card
  
  

Let’s just say the customer was shocked — and so were we. Not all junk is junk, folks.

Why Neighbors in Frisco Trust Junk North

We’re a local small business, proudly serving Frisco, TX and surrounding cities with reliable, respectful, and down-to-earth junk removal.

We’ve got experience, humor, thick gloves, and even thicker skin. No matter how bizarre the job, we’ll tackle it with:

✅ Professional safety procedures
✅ Discreet service
✅ Compassion (especially when things get rough)
✅ A deep-clean attitude that would make your meemaw proud

If You’ve Got Junk, We’ve Got Stories For Ya

Whether you’re cleaning out grandma’s attic, flipping a property, or just want your garage back — Junk North Frisco is here to get it done right.

Call us for:

• Whole house clean outs
  
  

• Estate cleanups
  
  

• Weird junk situations
  
  

• Or just a solid laugh with your local junk crew
  
  

📞 Call today or book online — and don’t worry, we won’t judge your weirdest junk. We’ll just haul it.